awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

deanhugchester:

OK WHO MADE THIS:

You MAD genius you.

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

this sounds like a really classy rap

undercover-witch:

microcroft:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

montypythonandtheholyblog:

we ride together

we die together

• # OMG BUT CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT WHAT WOULD BECOME HARRY’S FAVOURITE AND NUMBER ONE USED SPELL 

• # THE SPELL THAT SAVED HIS LIFE COUNTLESS TIMES

• # THE SPELL THAT WAS MARKED AS THE ONE THAT IDENTIFIES HIM

• # WAS TAUGHT TO HIM BY NO OTHER THAT SEVERUS SNAPE?

• # CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO AKNOWLEDGE THAT?

damn fucking right